even if the movies look a little dated now, the character designs in Scary Godmother were so good!!! sometimes all you need for a good halloween party is a 7 year old girl and a bunch of gay people
i hope the barbie movie is a cultural phenomenon. i hope it leaves the next christopher nolan film in the dust. i hope it changes modern cinema forever and all movies made after it is influenced by it in some way. i hope the most academic, in-depth essays are written about it. i hope it’s studied in film classes. i hope it remains in the human psyche for generations
Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes
The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is
you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.
one time my husband mentioned a cold war larp and while i later realized he meant spy vs spy shit, i initially thought that he meant a larp where people stand on opposite sides of a field and wave increasingly large foam weapons threateningly at each other without ever actually doing anything
girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce
Being a goth girl is hilarious because the contrast in the way guys and girls approach me is truly hilarious
Girls approaching me: You look so good! I love your shoes! You’re so pretty :) could we exchange contact info? <33
Guys approaching me: I… I uh.. *sweating profusely* I like your, um… outfit *shaking like a wet yorkshire terrier* could I uh– holy fuck- could I maybe, uh.. get your instagram? *about to start crying* it’s totally okay if you don’t want to, erm… just thought I’d ask. I, uh… sorry *skitters away*
A girl approached me at a study room a while ago and just complimented me, then slid me a post-it with her contact info, and walked away like it was no big deal. It looked like she was comfortable and not really all that nervous.
A guy approached me today at the dining hall and he looked like he was about to shit his pants. He was stumbling through his sentences and part of me wanted to laugh, but this man was so fucking nervous that I stopped myself because he would definitely have started crying if I laughed at him. He was looking at me like I was pointing a gun at him or something. It was almost endearing
my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning
